Dirty Vivancos III (Vivancos 3)

I F YOU LI KE IT, WE' LL MAKE TH E PREQU E LS

That's perfect.

This is fantastic. Fantastic.

Keep still . Keep still .

Straight from the laboratory to my office.

Give me the report and we'll send it.

As always, as usual . . .

I can't understand it!

Vivancos, Homicide.

Go on through .

What are you doing here? -What's happened?

Two stiffs.

This couldn't have happened to nicer people.

They were cops.

They were probably after a drug dealer.

They went into that gay bar.

'' Bar Selina'' .

Your shirt is whiter than mine.

Forget it, Vivancos, the guys will take care of it.

We've been partners for over 2 years. . .

and you're always getting me into trouble!

I nspector?

I thought this was your day off. -What bleach do you use?

I didn't have anything better to do.

I don't like meddlers like you .

This isn't your case, Vivancos. Go back to bed.

I've got insomnia . -How do you get that whiteness?

Try counting bodies.

With those who died because of you, you could sleep forever.

I count sheep.

I asked you to stay away from Homicide.

I don't want people protesting. . .

everyti me you step out onto the street.

I want no more incidents like what happened in Chinatown .

Superintendent Pozo. . .

I f I see somebody giving out sweets. . .

at a school, I smack all hi m to the station .

That's my policy.

That guy was the mayor and he was inaugurating the school .

The mayor?

This is the result of liberal democracy!

Get lost, Vivancos!

Take away the bodies.

''Angelito'' .

Bar Selina, Angelito, . . .

Two dead cops. . .

I'll have a drink inside.

Good morning, Marga . The usual .

Hello, Vivancos.

Have you seen this?

So far this year, robberies in bars have increased by 2 0 percent.

With this justice system, you lock a crook up in the morning. . .

and for dinner, he's in the street again .

Soon there won't be a safe place in the city.

See you later, love.

Goodbye.

Great, lads, you've done a great job!

Hand me over all your valuables!

Money, jewellery. Quickly! -Give me the cash in the till .

Come on !

Leave it on the table! -Quickly, come on !

You, out of there. -Get over there!

Hey, you lot! All your valuables!

I don't wanna repeat it!

The earrings! Leave them on the table!

Baby, come over here, you're really turning me on .

What's with you, fucking pig?

Everyday for the last 1 0 years. . .

Marga has given me a sausage sandwich . . .

with tomato spread on the bread.

Today's one had tomato too, . . .

but besides that she gave me mustard. . .

A lot of mustard. . .

And we've come to complain .

We?

Who?

My friend. . .

and I .

Be good boys and let me finish my breakfast!

Where's your friend?

Do you wanna meet hi m?

Keep still !

Get out, or I'll kill Moby Dick!

There are 7 women for each man .

Nobody's going to miss one more.

Stay away, or her brains will be all over your suit!

Don't do anything stupid!

I t's difficult to get blood stains out!

Keep still !

I said don't move, for fuck's sake!

Go on, . . .

make my day.

Clint Eastwood already said that in ''Sudden I mpact'' .

How about, ''Sayonara, baby''?

Schwarzenegger, ''Terminator I I'' .

Don't make me punish you .

I manol Arias, '' Dear teacher'', episode 2 7, . . .

special guest, Paco Valladares.

Somebody get this degenerate out of my sight!

My mother, my mother, Christmas Eve, 1 99 2.

Hang on to the sandwich, love!

Look at the flexibility.

Try it out. Take it, take it.

Look at this. Try it out. What do you think?

Hello, Vivancos.

Have you contributed to Pacheco's retirement?

No, sorry. I'll give it to you tomorrow.

You'll retire someday. Aren't you afraid of ending up alone?

You should think about marriage.

I think about marriage a lot.

I t must be because you've reached that age, . . .

when a man realises that it's not good to be alone.

I t's because I've got a cousin who videotapes weddings.

He charges 1 0 0 notes per ceremony and 2 0 for each copy.

Things like that rekindle your faith in marriage.

By the way, Pajarda's waiting for you in your office.

Great.

Have a good look at those photos.

Do you know any of those men, son?

No.

Would you like to meet them?

You wanted to see me?

Yes.

Go to your mother.

The superintendent is really mad. He wants to see you i mmediately.

Vivancos, don't you ever get tired of disobeying?

You're like a dinosaur.

Your ideas and your behaviour belong to another era .

What ideas are you referring to?

That cri me needs ex emplary punish ment?

How dare you sermonise me?

Do you know who you're talking to?

Are you aware of everything I've offered to the force?

The works, 4, 0 0 0?

I also do a body-body for 6,5 0 0 .

Let's go.

The minister is furious.

The clientele of the café has brought charges. . .

against the department and lodged a complaint against you . . .

for abusive conduct toward the feminine condition .

Next ti me I'll let them kill her.

I will not tolerate your indiscipline. . .

nor your lack of respect for rules.

I've only ever had ti me for rules during my late wife's. . .

ti me of the month . -For Christ's sake, Vivancos!

I should transfer you to traffic duty.

Don't try my patience or I'll be obliged to do without you . . . .

in Homicide. -Superintendent Pozo, . . .

if you have no further orders. . .

Pajarda, introduce hi m to Antonio.

Vivancos, we've assigned you a new partner.

What's wrong with my current one?

He'd have to patrol the ashtray.

You reduced hi m and half the brigade to ashes.

My na me's Antonio, but my friends call me Tino.

Look, Antonio, I hope you've got good life assurance.

My partners last less than Elizabeth Taylor's. . .

and I' m fed up of their wives' demanding money and sex.

Can I ask you a question?

Why do they call you '' Dirty Vivancos''?

I' m called Vivancos after my father. . .

and dirty because my mother. . .

Have I picked on your mother?

Car 38 here. . . .

What are you doing? We're near.

2 cops were killed last night.

Their bodies were found in an alley, . . .

beside the back door of a gay bar.

I found this on the floor.

I'd like to have a look at that bar.

''Angelito'' .

We shouldn't do this. We're off the case.

I f you're the kind who gets out of the shower to piss, . . .

you'd be better off requesting a transfer.

Evening. . .

You stay here. Cover the door.

I' m looking for a man . . .

Darling, I'd only break your heart.

A man called Angelito.

Brave little man, . . .

your jacket clashes with the serviettes. . .

and that may bother some of my customers.

So if you don't want anything else. . .

Yes, one more thing. . .

I want to rip that disgusting rug of gorilla hair off your chest. . .

and rub that idiotic expression off your face.

And now, tell me who is Angelito. . .

or I'll tear these rings off and make a key-ring with your balls.

Vivancos!

Hold it, creep! Hold it!

Come on, spread your legs!

Spread your arms. Come on, get your head down !

Right, don't move.

Paper, scissors or stone?

Have a go.

Paper? -Scissors. You're under arrest.

Shit! -Come on ! Let's go!

Just because I' m young and non-conformist. . .

you have to treat me like a delinquent?

2 cops were killed yesterday and I found this on the ground.