The Spin Kid (電哪吒)

The Spin Kid

Hey Monkey!

Yeah?

What am I gonna say later?

Don't say a word,

Just chill and act cool!

But Please, Hao

no matter what he says to you

don't get cranky

like last time you did with your Dad

it scared the shit out of me!

You're such a sissy!

Shh! What the hell! I am hot stuff here

don't let anyone else hear that!

Yo! Sup! Nice! You are hot!

Yo! Look at that chick!

Check out those chicks here! So many hotties!

Oh! My darling Monkey!

Man! What the hell, stoned again?

I miss you so much

C'mon, just give me something, please. I want to roll.

I'm not rolling at all.

Cover me and give me your hand.

Give me your hand!

Ah!Thank you!

Deming Monkey.A big kiss!

Go use it in the bathroom!

I'll grab some drinks

What?

Drink!

Get me something too!

What are you looking at!?

Hey! Watch out !Are you blind?

It was YOU running into me, okay?

What the fuck are you looking at?

What's your problem?

What? You want one more glass on your shirt?

Are you insane?

What a drag!

Didn't you go get drinks?

What's up with your clothes?

I am fine. Forget it.

See that fat guy in the white suit over there?

His name is Puma, he owns this club.

Wow, look at your tits. What beauties...

Damn, I heard he bangs every woman he knows

even GUYS...

Watch your butthole!

Okay, wait here for a second.

You know you're my favourite, right?

Puma! Puma!Yo, Puma!

Give me a second

What up, Puma!

Look who's here, I thought they'd have put you behind bars by now

Come on, don't say that!

You know, If I really was in jail,

who's gonna take care of all the junkies in here, right?

Don't you dare sell in here.

Otherwise, I'll take care of you,

Haha...

Benjamin!

Hey, Puma, I have a DJ friend here,

He is dope! -Who? What are you bullshiting this time?

A killer DJ friend of mine.

Who?

You will be amazed! Over here!

Where?

Over there

Just give me a second...

What is that you're wearing?

Did you just borrow it from any guy

I told you to dress sexier! We need a hot DJ.

Not a tomboy! Don't give me that look!

What? Am I wrong?

Why are you always out to get me ?

If you can't take it,

just quit it.

Benjamin!

Well things are always difficult at the beginning.

Don't pull a long face just because of this. Cheer up!

I'm fine.

Are you sure?

What's wrong?

Ever since I was little,

Your family has been taking care of me

Speaking at my Granny's funeral,

You guys even paid for us

I'd put my ass on line for you.

Why did you bring this up all of a sudden?

We are living

in this dipshit world where only money talks.

If you have money, you're the boss. If you don't,

just fuck off! Fuck!

Now what?

Don't ask.

Don't monkey around again.

He is with me.

Don't blow it.

Okay

Where are we going?

Just to pick up some stuff.

What stuff?

Won't take long.

What's this for?

To make big bucks

Shit!

Freeze!

We are screwed

Fuck!

We gotta get the fuck outta here!

Monkey!

Get out!

Get outta the car!

You guys go find that runaway one!

Why are you here!

You damn brat! You fucking sell drugs?!

Selling drugs!

I'm a police officer and you fucking sell drugs!

Are you trying to embarrass me?

It's not mine!

NOT YOURS?!

Not yours my ass!

It's NOT mine! Stop it!

Put the gun down.

Don't come any closer!

I am telling you that is not mine!

Put the gun down. Let's talk.

You think I am an idiot?

Argh

Don't shoot! Hold your fire!

Hao!

What the hell!

I'll be out in a second.

Get out of my car!

I'll call the cops!

Someone is after me.

Please!

Miss!

Have you seen a wounded young man?

Please!

No.

I said NO!

Boss!

Father

Father

Don't worry.

Hao!

Hao!!

What?

Stop with the noise!

You should come down and get ready!

Fine.

Yo! Still alive?

What?

Guys! It's Brother Monkey!

Hello! Stranger

Well, well, well,

looking good, huh?

What I?

What? What? Changed number, huh? Moved?

Geez! This is very expensive

Where the hell have you been the past few months?

I was making business deals!

I'm not like you, the big star in this temple...

What?

Don't be a dick!

What? You wanna play, huh?

I don't believe you can't make anything

out of the music up there.

It's not the right time.

If you don't go out and make a move,

who will ever get to discover you?

Hao, care for a drink?

I'm fine thanks.

Hold it, hold it. Leave it here.

I wanna drink.

So damn hot!

Alright, let's take a break.

Hao, you do knowthose DJs in the clubs are surrounded by hot chicks

There are so many hot chicks

Damn! So fucking awesome.

So what? Can you hook me up?

Sure! I can pull some strings

and talk to some people in the club.

If you become a big hit, I can be your agent! We'll be huge!

Yeah, right, you keep blowing hot air.

I'll be here waiting to clean up your mess, as always.

Keep your hands off me

Have some faith in me, will you?

How many times do I have to tell you? Focus when you are drawing the mask!

You too, Monkey!

Since you have time to fool around,

why not come back and help?

Grandpa, I am busy making some big money now.

What about... I'll gold inlay all the Buddhas for you?

Just mind your own business!

Watch the steps, Grandpa.

By the way, don't forget tomorrow is your mothers death anniversary.

Grandpa!

Did you tell that man about tomorrow?