Incident On and Off a Mountain Road

I believe anything can happen to anyone, anywhere, at any time.

I learned that when I was a kid.

I also learned you gotta roll with the weirdness.

You know, because to me the world is pretty fucked up place, Ellen.

Sometimes it makes me just wanna go out there...

Shoot all these assholes.

So I guess you don't think the meek shall inherit the earth?

What, this?

Ah, they can have it.

It's not so bad.

I mean, if you don't think about the price of gas...

Or the commuter traffic.

Now, you see, that's the fucked-up part.

The gas. Traffic.

Now, people are getting mad about it too, they are.

If you ask me, one of these days, the whole thing is just gonna blow up.

I mean, did you know that in Thailand...

You can sell your baby, your 5 year-old kid, to a sex shop?

And you do the same thing here.

The only difference is you can't advertise for it.

Are you always this charming on a first date, Bruce?

Or do I look like a girl who's really interested...

In what's going on in Thailand?

I'm sorry.

I get a little worked up sometimes. I apologize.

Do you wanna get out of here?

Wow, god, this place is awesome.

Yeah, my dad built it when I was little.

We used to come up here every summer to go hunting.

Man, it's really coming down.

God, I hate the rain.

Ah! Whoa! Come on. Oh, man.

Jesus!

I love the rain.

Oh, I love it.

You look really good in it.

Oh. Well, thank you.

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit.

Oh, great.

Hello?

Are you okay?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Are you okay?

It was my fault. I...

My phone doesn't work. I can't call for help.

Are you hurt?

Help me!

You've always got to expect the unexpected...

And do the unexpected.

See, that's what will save you...

When some whacko wants to put the hurt on you.

You act just as crazy as they are and they don't know what to do with you.

- What happens if crazy doesn't work? - Oh, crazy always works.

- But if it doesn't.... Yeah?

You fall back and you fight with whatever's available to you.

- You see it? “what?

This.

All this wilderness.

You can really use it to your advantage, you know.

- Oh, yeah? Yeah

you could take a tree, rig a sling...

0r, uh, you can pick up a sharp stick and gouge someone's eye out.

My point is, as long as they don't see it coming...

Then you've got the edge, okay?

Well, I think you gotta catch them first.

Yup, you do.

Really? You did not just called me out like that

I'm gonna get you, woman.

I'm right behind you!

I guess I'm too fast for you, huh?

- No, I let you catch me. - I don't think so.

- Yes. - No_

let me up.

Bruce, let me up.

Let me up. Let me up.

What?

It's time to do the unexpected.

What do you say?

Do the unexpected.

Shit!

Onl

no! No!

No

eat that, you motherfucker.

Whoa!

When everything else fails you, try anything.

Really thought you'd be better than that by now.

Well, we all can't be as rough-and-ready as my darling husband, now, can we?

You know what, it's exactly the type of thinking that's gonna get you hurt.

All right? Your pulling the trigger that's why you're shots are all going wild.

It's getting late. I told John and Aimee we'd meet them in town for dinner tonight.

All right. We'll see.

Balance is everything.

Nature is balance.

I'll make dinner. You want anything special?

No, I'm not hungry.

I'll just walk the perimeter, call it an early night.

Got a big day tomorrow.

Getting together with those survival freaks again?

You don't know what you're talking about, Ellen.

So I'll just ignore that you said that.

Okay. Well, you ignore everything else I say so.

I mean, Bruce, you are really freaking me out right now.

We don't even go out anymore.

You spend all your day with those nutjobs.

We don't even have a house in the city anymore.

The cities aren't safe anymore, Ellen.

You will thank me when it happens.

When the big one drops, we can just wait out here...

While those mud people rise up and kill each other.

What is this shit you're talking about, huh?

I don't understand anything you say to me anymore, and I'm your wife.

I'll be a few hours.

Fine.

Okay.

Okay.

It's all right.

Aww.

Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, you bastard. Come and get me.

Come on.

Come on, you bastard. Come and get me!

Oh, no.

No. No, no. No.

Help me!

Oh, god, help me!

Shh.

Oh, my god.

No

no, please.

You're weak, Ellen.

You've always been weak.

I knew it the first time I met you.

It's pitiful. You were born weak.

- It's pathetic. - Why did you marry me?

What are we doing here? What's the point?

Because I wanna teach you something.

Look at me when I'm talking to you. Look at me, Ellen.

I wanted to make you strong.

And I know you got potential. I know you do, I know what's in you.

And I will not let you prove me wrong.

Show me.

- Are you kidding? - Take the knife.

Please, take the fucking knife. Do it for me.

- Oh, come on. - Take the fucking knife, Ellen.

Show me what you got. Come on, please.

- So all comes down to this? - You bet your life.

That was pathetic. Try harder.

Pick up the knife.

Don't take your eyes off me.

Whoa!

All right.

You wanna cut me? Come on, come on.

Come on.

See?

I know you can do so much better.

Come. Come on cut me. Come on.

- Give me that knife. - No_

I'm leaving you.

I can't do this anymore, Bruce.

I'm sorry.

Everybody's sorry for something, Ellen.

I'll survive.

Ellen, you can survive anything.

Oh, no. Oh, my god.

Oh, no.

Good lord, it smells bad in here.

When is he gonna clean it out, by golly?

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a messy house.

And no matter how much I sleep...

Whenever I wake up it's still the same messy house.

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