KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! Legend of Crimson

Capture Quest

Collect Migrating Tuna

Quest Failed

Did you hear? Starting next year, there won't be any more tuna.

Some crazy mage screwed up the entire landscape.

I always look forward to tuna season...

Zero points.

What?! Come on, today's Explosion magic was worth at least worth 120 points!

It was worth nothing, and that's being generous!

sion!

You let loose an Explosion because you thought

a monster was going to take our tuna?!

What's the point if you blow up the fish, too?!

sion!

Would it kill you to learn some other advanced magic already?!

Kazuma, that's going too far.

You reek of fish.

As soon as we got on the water, they were gnawing on you!

Hey, are we in debt again now?

What are we gonna do?!

I don't wanna work part-time anymore!

The arch priest who makes everything a pain.

The arch wizard who makes everything go to waste.

And the crusader who makes everything smell like wild game.

It seems my adventure with these useless comrades is headed for its climax!

Isn't stealing underwear the only thing he's good at?

He's the kind of scumbag who'd dropkick a woman without a second thought!

Scumzuma! Scumzuma! Scumzuma!

If this was an anime or a video game,

I'd probably have some romantic interests by now...

Hey, it's Yunyun. What's got you so looking so intense?

K-Kazuma-san...

Uh, yeah?

I... I...

I want to have your baby!

And thus begins my popular phase!

God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! Legend of Crimson

The Movie

Ow!

Why'd you scratch me?!

Could you say that again for me?

I-I said I want to have a baby with you!

I've always wanted to start with a daughter...

N-No! The first child has to be a boy!

I thought she was on the meek side,

but she actually knows how to speak her mind!

What is wrong with you, Yunyun?!

Stop! Chomusuke!

Do you realize what kind of man he is?!

You need to snap out of it!

What in the world's gotten into you?

If Kazuma and I don't have a baby, the world will... And the Devil King...

The Devil King?

I see. The fate of the world, huh?

It's all right, dear. You can leave the world and the Devil King to me.

Once we have this baby,

the Devil King will be dealt with and the world saved, right?

How could I possibly refuse someone in need?

B-But you always try to get out of monster extermination quests!

Seriously!

Shut it!

Keep your noses out of our relationship, got it?!

I'm finally in my popular phase! So buzz off!

He's mad at us?

But if an acquaintance of mine is getting involved with a shady guy,

it's only natural that I'd speak up!

C-Calm down, everyone!

I'm sorry! This is my fault! Please, just calm down!

Wonderful! Magnificent!

For the first time ever, I'm glad I came to this world!

And what is with you two? Do you secretly like me or something?

Are you jealous because of my romantic developments with Yunyun?

Then you should've just said so, you tsundere duo!

How dare you?!

Megumin, the Crimson Demon Village...

Why would anyone be jealous about that?!

The Crimson Demon Village is going to be wiped out!

You must think—

KONOSUBA!

Your tea.

Th-Thank you...

Now, what exactly is going on?

I got this letter from my father...

"By the time you receive this letter,

I will surely have passed on."

It says the Crimson Demon Village is under attack by the Devil King's forces.

"A fortune-teller saw a future where the village would be devastated...

But they also saw a light of hope.

That light was the only survivor of the Crimson Demons, Yunyun."

How is she the only survivor?

Forget that, just keep reading!

But what happened to me?!

"As the only survivor,

she would meet a certain man in the town of beginners.

This man, though unremarkable and with no special power,

will become her spouse."

Why'd you look at me after reading that?

And was that seriously all it took to convince you it was me?!

"Then, as time passes,

the son born to her and this man would go on a journey.

But the boy did not know...

that he would be the one to avenge his clan and slay the Devil King..."

O-Our little boy's gonna beat the Devil King?!

Wait a second, Kazuma!

Hey, that doesn't work for me!

That seriously isn't gonna cut it!

I can't wait that long!

I want the Devil King defeated as soon as possible!

Do you really expect me to wait until your kid grows up?!

Can't we wrap this up in three years or so?

Because if not, then I want you to forget about this prophecy!

You seriously want a toddler to take on the Devil King?

Our village has very skilled fortune-tellers. So...

I understand. In that case, you can count on me.

It's to save the world. It must be done.

I-I can't believe you!

You're usually so wishy-washy! Why the sudden streak of manliness?!

Shut up! Stop talking, boobs!

"Heroic Tales of the Crimson Demons, Chapter 1."

Boobs?!

It's just having a kid! Or is that a crime now?!

"Written by Arue."

Arue, you dummy!

Wait, what does that mean?! Explain!

What happens to my kid?! What do I do?!

Do I strip here? Or in my room?!

Arue is a classmate of ours from the village who wants to be an author.

So it was just a story, then...

But what about that first letter?

I believe this one is genuine.

The Crimson Demons have been a thorn in the side

of the Devil King's army for a long time.

Wait, hold up! What do I do about my masculine obligation now?!

Hey, Yunyun?

Aren't we supposed to start a bittersweet relationship now?

You are not!

Megumin, why are you so calm about this?

Aren't you worried about your family and classmates?

Th-That's right!

What should we do, Megumin?!

The Crimson Demons are feared by the Devil King for a reason.

I have a hard time believing our village will go down without a fight.

Besides, as long as the chief's daughter, Yunyun, is safe,

we won't die out, even if the village is destroyed.

So we need only think of it in these terms:

"Our friends from the village will always live on... in our hearts."

Megumin, you monster!

KONOSU—bahck!

I am so, so sorry!

H-Hey, it's no big deal.

But what are you gonna do?

Well, I think I'll head back to the village.

I have... f-friends... there.

She sure hesitated to use the word "friends" there.

Everyone, if you'll excuse me.

Teleporting?

You need me to send you near the Crimson Demon Village, then?

Yeah, the tsundere here feels homesick.

Wh-Who are you calling a tsundere?!

Well, look who it is!

The man with the easiest-to-level class,

who somehow still manages to be under-leveled!

The girl who's been useless as of late, except at calling in familial favors!

The small-time priest who's overflowing with obnoxious light,

and the girl from the joke race who can only use joke magic! Welcome, all!

I was actually hoping to run into you.

I've drawn up our little contract.

You're really gonna go through with this, right?

But of course!

I'll buy the rights to Satou Kazuma's intellectual property library for 300 million eris.

O-Okay!

That said, my debt-ridden fellow, the deal hasn't been completed yet.

Here you are.

Drink up.

I haven't settled on a craftsman to build the products you've dreamed up.

Hey, man!

Hands off the merchandise, you walking blight!

Excuse me?! I thought the customer was always right!

And I'm a goddess, so I'm extra right!

So show me the respect a goddess deserves!

How dare you try and lecture me

after damaging my merchandise, you poverty-stricken goddess?!

Wiz, transport them out of here immediately!

So irritating!

Okay, I'll send you to the vicinity of the Crimson Demon Village now.

I wish you a wonderful journey and experience.

Teleport!

We're off!

What is it?

Isn't the Crimson Demon Village near...

Emergency quest!!

Survive! Defend yourselves!!

Where the hell did you teleport us, Wiz?!

Hold it right there!

Hey there, handsome! Wanna have some fun with me?

Why is there a mob of lady orcs?!

Kazuma, there aren't any male orcs left in the world!

They were wiped out ages ago!

And on the rare occasion that one is born,

they're usually overworked by the females and die before they can fully mature!