Married Alive

Hey!

Sorry.

No, you're-- you're cool.

Uh, I'm cool.

Are you okay?

Why?

- Well, because you were just sitting out there,

not moving. Just sitting out there

on your board like a stone.

- Yeah well, I was just waiting for just--

Just the right wave.

I don't think so, Tony. I know you.

Looked like you were someplace else.

You still do.

Okay... busted.

But so were you.

Yeah, I could see you

all the way up there from...

...all the way out there.

With that whole Emily Dickinson thing

you've always got going. -

Poems don't come easy.

Neither do waves.

If I don't do this right this second--

Oh, my god.

Lilly...

You took a little boy

with a lot of baggage,

and took his mind off

himself and his troubles

to focus every move that he makes...

on you.

All that, huh?

- Yeah. -

I-- I thought it would be impossible

for you to even love me back.

So do you?

Yeah.

- Really? - Yes!

Are you shaking because you're scared

or because you're cold?

Let's just elope on a glacier. How about that?

Gus?

Gus!

Jesus, what are you doing out here?

Nothing.

You think?

Who am I hurting?

Goddammit!

You've been doing great.

Yeah.

But then there's my unquenchable thirst.

You could have killed someone.

- We're in the middle of nowhere, man.

- Well, you could have killed me.

But I didn't.

When did that stop counting for something?

Check.

- This set's made from hand-carved camel bone.

I know.

I gave it to you when you turned 23.

Check.

And when you turned 25.

Same birthday.

So... look, since you

finally got down on one knee...

- That was kind of cool, wasn't it?

- Yeah, it was. You were doing it all official-like.

Yeah.

What I'm trying to tell you

with the timing of the ring and

with my saying "yes" to that,

to that and with my loving you...

and also liking you a whole lot--

- Liking each other is very important.

- Sweetie, we're a whole lot pregnant.

What?

Smack dab in the middle.

No, what-- what?

Yeah.

Checkmate.

Baby!

Are you excited?

Hey, Tony.

You're looking pretty hot up there.

Why thank you, babe.

I met Celsius-ly.

Oh, wow.

If that's not a word...

...it should be.

Look at him.

Looks like a spider up there.

Lilly?

Hmm?

What's going on?

You guys kind of actually look like a couple of miracles.

- Well, it's because we kind of are.

So what now?

- He'll shimmy down and then we'll meet him.

You know, if you'd at least try free climbing

get an idea of how cool it is... - Mmmm...

how about I try free shopping for bed sheets

and then be under them when you get home?

- Well, as much as I want the three of us to do things together--

- I'm marrying the son, not the father,

but then there's that Holy Ghost we've got going.

What?

Jesus.

I get it.

Yeah.

Yeah... yeah.

I got it. I'm sorry.

- Just don't bring her up, ever.

- Tony, how can either one of us promise to do that?

- We can try because my mom's

just got to be off-limits.

I know.

It sucks.

Good morning, officer.

Would you like to see my ID?

I've seen it.

Call in late.

I can't.

Can't means won't.

Uncle Sheriff wouldn't take any of this.

- Yeah, well... what he doesn't know.

Up with the sun, huh?

I'm not eleven anymore, sis.

Morning. - Morning.

Morning.

Morning.

Thank you. - Thank you.

I can't believe I'm living in a house like this.

Dead parents.

Totally worth it.

- How long has it been since?

One month.

Oh, excellent.

Hello?

Uh-huh.

Yes, Ben.

Sure.

Hank.

Yes, sir.

Nope... uh, no sir. I haven't seen him.

Not for a few days.

Oh, I'm listening.

Uh-huh.

Yes, sir. Well... I'll help find him.

Yeah, sure.

I've been thinking--

About?

Fun.

Uh-huh.

- Well, it's going to be the whole weekend--

The whole weekend?

- Yeah, and Sunday's Father's Day.

Besides, it'll give you a chance to hang with the girls.

And with your folks.

All of them?

Alas.

- Cute. You know his ringtone.

Helen Keller knows it.

Hey, Dad.

Yo.

Are we on schedule?

Uh, yeah.

Liar.

All right.

Tell her I said thanks. What for?

For letting us go.

- She thanks you for making me.

I'll see you soon.

- You were some queen, baby.

Unfair.

Oh... okay.

This is going to be fun.

Yeah. I'll get your stuff.

Dad...

No.

For protection.

Get in.

Are we good?

Not yet.

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.

He makes me lie down in green pastures.

He leads me beside still waters.

- Hold it together, Gus, okay?

He was my dad.

And your brother.

I don't know how you can. - I can...

...because I choose to.

We pick our foes.

You want to mix it up at a funeral, go for it.

But you'll take whatever comes

standing or flat on your face.

- I don't know the difference.

What about sobriety?

My sponsor offed himself.

He chose.