Inside

When I was a kid,

my teacher asked, what are the three things

that I would save from my house if it were on fire.

My sketchbook,

my ac/dc album and my cat Groucho.

I didn't mention my parents or my sister.

Of course, most of the other kids did.

Does that make me a bad person?

My cat died,

I lent that ac/dc album to a guy named kojo

and I never saw it again.

But the sketchbook I kept.

Cats die.

Music fades.

But art is for keeps.

Hey, guys, two minutes to drop-off.

Proceeding as planned.

Number three, all good?

All according to plan.

I'm in position.

Computer's online.

Final approach to target.

In position in five, four, three,

two, one.

Number one, go, go!

Open sesame in three, two, one.

Proceed to step two,

deactivate the security system.

Six, one, three.

Seven minutes and counting.

There we are.

Boo.

That's fucking weird.

Number three, come in.

- Roger. - The self-portrait isn't here.

You what?

I found the three other schieles like clockwork,

but no self-portrait.

No self-portrait?

Yeah, I'm in the master bedroom

and there's another painting where it should be.

That's impossible.

Go check the video installation room.

Four minutes and counting.

I'm in the video installation room.

There's no paintings here.

Are you sure?

Uh, pretty sure.

Look again.

Man, the self-portrait is not here.

Where the fuck is it, then?

How the fuck should I know?

Maybe he took it with him to Kazakhstan.

Of course he didn't take it to Kazakh-fucking-Stan.

There's no way he took it on a business trip.

What do you want me to do?

That piece was worth three million, man.

Damn it.

We're out of time. Take what you got and go.

Number three, come in.

I'm at the door. You hacked in?

I am in.

Here's the activation code.

Are you ready?

Ready.

- Three, one, - one.

- Six, zero, - six.

- Seven, two. - Zero, seven, two.

Activate.

Activate.

Oh, fuck.

System malfunction.

What?

Come on, guys.

- System malfunction. - What's happening?

What's going on?!

I don't know what's happening, man.

I've lost access! -What the hell? What's happening?!

I don't understand!

Damn it!

- Oh, goddamn! - This isn't supposed to happen!

System malfunction.

System malfunction.

System malfunction.

Malfunction.

System malfunction.

System malfunction.

Go back to that main door.

- Try it now, again. - System malfunction.

System malfunction.

It's locked.

It won't open.

- System malfunction. - It won't open!

Come in, number three! Come in!

I don't know what to do, man.

System malfunction.

I'm sorry. You're on your own.

Come in!

Over and out.

System malfunction.

System malfunction.

System malfunction.

System mal...

Come on, baby.

Ah, here you go. Here you go.

Come on.

Huh?

Fucking heat.

Come on.

Hi there.

How about an egg white omelet aux fines herbes

and an avocado and mint smoothie?

Only ten percent of your daily calor...

Hi there.

You are low on supplies.

Consult the smart home groceries monitor.

Hi there. Friendly reminder.

Do not leave the fridge door open

for longer than 20 seconds.

Come in, number three.

Come in, number three.

Number three, come in.

Hi there. You are low on supplies.

Consult the smart home groceries monitor.

There's some vodka.

Party time.

Number three, come in.

Number three, come in.

I've got the pritzker prize.

What the fuck have you done?

Hmm.

What are you eating? Is...

Oh, fuck. Ah.

Oh, there she is.

There you are.

Hmm.

Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, man.

Cool.

Oh. Oh.

Fucking guy has everything but a can opener.

Ah, fuck!

Ah, fuck.

Oh, god. -

Okay.

Okay.

Hey.

A... s...

M... I...

N... e.

Honey.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh.

No.

No.

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Come on, honey.

Open the door, please.

Baby.

Come on, honey.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, fuck.

Hey. Hey!

Good evening, everybody. Uh...

Tonight we're gonna be preparing a ve... quite simple,

but quite delicious, uh, pasta dish.

Uh, we're going to start out with some filtered water

from our favorite source,

the, uh, little vegetation area there.

Okay.

Now I'm going to the package of pasta.

We're gonna take some of this...

Uh, fusilli pasta,

pasta de semola di grano duro,

and, uh, let that soak

for about, I don't know, 24 hours.

Over here, we've already prepared

this, uh...

Rigatoni, I guess it is,

and, uh, we're gonna see how it tastes right now.

Soft, uh, definitely, al dente.

Uh, it's not bad, it's not bad.

No.

Hey, Gladys.

Looking good.

Out for a little shopping?

Ramon.

¿Qué pasa?

Hey.

Looking good.

Jasmine?

It's your lunch break.

Where are you?

Hey.

Who's that?

Funny guy.