Made in Heaven

I was in school...

when I first realized that I was gay.

I was so scared, I couldn't admit it.

While in college, I went out on dates with girls...

so that nobody would find out.

Eventually, I started seeing men as well.

But...

I couldn't tell my family openly.

When I was arrested...

my father learned the truth about me.

And I'm an educated, upper-middle-class,

privileged person.

But I was living like a coward.

So we met at a party and...

he saw me from across the room

and we kind of have common friends and...

we started talking and then...

Listen, it's a really long story.

Can we just turn this off, please?

Okay.

Listen!

I'm not going to get married again. This is it!

I don't want to be stuck with some boring wedding video.

It's not going to be a boring wedding video, I do this--

Avi and I know how we met.

This video is for us and we already have all the information.

-It's going to be boring. -It's not going to be boring.

But, what do you want to do?

I want a music video!

I'm worried about you, Adil.

Me? Why...

-You're okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. Wish I was dead.

I guess it wasn't meant to be.

What are you doing later tonight?

-Not going home with you. -Why?

Hey, I'm single now!

-That chapter's over. -No!

What do you want me to do?

You want me to beg?

I'll beg. I'm going to beg.

No, please don't.

-God, please! -What do you want?

-I want another drink. -Take mine.

What about now?

No.

Hey, babe. Have you seen my Grey jacket?

Where is it?

Did it ever come back from dry-cleaning?

Listen. When is the review meeting?

Hey, what's wrong?

Hey!

Hey.

Talk to me.

I don't know what's going on with us.

I can't deal with this distance.

Nothing is going on with us.

We're okay.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm right here.

Okay?

I'm not going anywhere.

Mrs. Yadav, we were thinking about cream, gold and orange.

Banaras... tradition.

Orange...

is the color of the ruling party, isn't it?

The rest is up to you.

Really. We shouldn't be advertising them--

But marigolds are for everyone.

I mean, it's a wedding.

Hmm.. it is a wedding.

But...

Vishal is not just our future son-in-law.

He's also joining the party.

So we were thinking that...

the wedding design should reflect

that the party is headed towards victory.

Victory.

Do you understand that?

Yes, sir. I understand.

Explain it to her as well.

We'll do our very best, sir.

Yes... we were also hoping for the best.

When can we meet your daughter Nutan?

We need to know what the bride likes.

Yes, I agree.

But...

-Nutan is our daughter. -Yes.

What we like...

she like.

Okay?

Uh! Actually, sir. I mean...

the wedding is the bride's day.

So, if we know what she likes...

The bride doesn't like to talk.

Okay, then. Thank you.

-Jai Hind. -Namaste.

-Have some tea before you leave. -Okay.

"Explain it to her."

"The bride doesn't like to talk."

It's another world.

We're not getting this one.

And you're assuring me this will make it more fuel efficient.

-Yes, sir. -Yes?

-Yes! -Okay, then--

You can't barge in like that. Ma'am, please wait.

Sorry to barge in.

It's an emergency.

Can I speak to you?

Yeah.

Just give me five minutes.

-Hmm? -Okay. Fine, sir.

Sorry, sir.

What the fuck are you doing?

What am I supposed to do if you don't take my calls?

I would have called you back.

-This is my office. -This is my life.

You even went to Ruchi's party. You said you weren't going to go.

I had to.

-You had to go? -It got awkward.

-It got awkward? -Yeah!

That was my fucking gang, and I wasn't invited--

I'm not in charge of Ruchi's fucking guest list, all right?

Fuck you, Adil!

You're as much in this as I am

but they talk to you and I'm the slut.

My family is not speaking to me.

My best friend, I just lost.

So when I call, you pick up the phone! Okay?

Okay?!

Are you ever going to leave?

She's had a fucked up life.

You know that.

She hasn't had a quarter of what we've had.

She's been through shit for me, so I can't just...

You give it some time, okay?

Can you please come over tonight?

Yeah.

The British are no longer ruling over India.

And yet, this law that they put in place,

article 377...

still stands.

According to Article 377, homosexuality is a criminal offense.

11% of India's population are criminals.

I am a criminal.

When I see people protest or march for LGBTQ rights

I think, what's the need?

My life is going just fine...

without any confrontation, so why bother?

If I hadn't gotten arrested, I might have never filed this PIL.

This PIL of yours is not going to change anything.

In our Indian culture, homosexuality is an insult.

It's a crime.

That's why the government will never accept this criminal act.

How does it matter, what your ruling party or the government thinks?

I have faith in India's judiciary.

I believe the court will uphold...

that the citizens of India are truly free...

to love and have sex

with consenting adults of any and all genders.

Look at the way he's talking about the government.

I get scared just by watching all this.

Last time I checked, we still live in a democracy.

Karan, you're such a star! So awesome!

I just loved your speech. I mean, you killed it!

Thank you.

Now, tell me, what is this video you want?

Okay, so I want a music video. Okay?

Proper! And I want full Delhi feels!

Cause, after all, I'm a typical Delhi girl, you know.

And I want to shoot in an old monument. Something totally undiscovered.

I don't know, let's just do something fun

against a rustic, rugged backdrop.

His ideas are damn boring. Please don't ask him.

And, what do you say, Colonel?

I only have one daughter.

I want her to get everything she wants.

Thank you!

We can take the guarantee but, isn't a six lakh loan too much?

What is more important to a father, than his daughter's wedding?

Asma's wedding should be a grand celebration.

-Okay. -Okay.

-Bye, thank you. -Oh, not at all.

-See you. -See you soon.

-Bye, Dad. -Bye.

Don't forget to pick up my ring on your way back, okay?

Yeah, I will.

-Dude? -Hmm.

This video is going to cost you.

-Yeah? -Well, yeah.

I mean, on top of this, there's a trousseau

there's tulips from Amsterdam.

I know, man.

No, I mean, I don't mean to be a party pooper or anything, but...

as of now, the budget is sitting at like 2.5 crores.

-You know, he's actually taken a loan. -Are you serious?

Yeah.

What is more important to a father than his daughter's wedding?

Ali, as far as possible, use the tulips from Amsterdam. Okay?

Okay, sir.

No. This is too much white, we need more color.