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All right, that's enough of that.

Chat, this shit's got to get better.

Give me vids. Good vids.

Scary vids. It's Halloween.

The Ralph reacts Halloween hangout. Hit me with it.

Uh, you're the one that's

supposed to be entertaining us.

Dobby, you don't get it, man.

Like we're hanging.

We're vibin' in this bitch. Alright?

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Ralph, love vibing with you on this Saturday night.

Aye, appreciate you Kenny,

but if, uh, we're both here on a Saturday night,

a Halloween night, things aren't looking too good.

Why don't you watch the car crash with vids. Guys...

Look man, that Red Asphalt shit, isn't it.

Guys, listen man, all I do is I get on here, alright?

And I sit and I wait. Don't you have anything for me?

Like, don't you wanna hear what I have to say about...

...things?

Life, all that crap?

$1 from Binky&thePrain

I'll put my nuts in your mouth if you

don't shut the fuck up.

$10 from LloydotheGyno

I have something for you.

Okay, Lloydo. Hey, I'll do anything.

Are you sure you want to see? Lloydo...

I don't know if you notice,

but the people aren't giving me much more.

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Be careful what you wish for.

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QUAM PATIETUR EXPERIRI ET ANGORE ABSENTE.

Yo. Did anybody else just feel an earthquake right now?

Whoa. Whoa. Yo, where'd y'all come from?

Ralph? Honey, are you all right?

Mom.

I'm on stream!

I'm just checking on you.

I'm at peak viewership! God!

Ralphie! Don't do that!

Then get the fuck away then!

Hey, sorry about that chat.

Can't even express myself around here without

that witch breathing down my neck.

$50 from LloydtheGyno

Show must go on.

Okay. Lloydo, bro,

you becoming the goat around here!

Hey, let's check it out.

This world is hard to explain.

What we can't see knows more than we do.

Tonight...

We're gonna bring light to dark. Only then--

Dude, I told you I was doing the fricking intro.

I need batteries!

Why didn't you get them when we got here?

I told you to unload them, but you were too busy. Scratchin--

Welcome to our first ghost hunt.

Tonight, we're diving deep into the story that leads

to the disappearance of one of our heroes. Kyleseesghosts.

Some say hero. Others say villain.

Exactly Barry, a few months ago,

Kyle had a falling out with his business partner Ellis,

which led to a meltdown on live,

which had everyone wondering what his fucking problem was.

Kyle was on top of the prank and paranormal world,

but the pressure of success

wasn't something he could handle.

- Oh, you are in here. You are in here.

Oh my God!

Following their split

Ellis blew it all up.

How much of that was real?

Ah. Oh, no. No.

Alright, so you're telling me, bro, it was all fake.

Yeah, man. No, I, I love ghost hunting with Kyle.

It was fun.

But I wouldn't characterize every video as...

...nonfiction.

I mean, there were times we felt like we had

to produce something more.

Oh, yo,

That's a reel, that's a reel, did we get that?

Then Kyle went postal.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Oh my God, I can't believe he say that.

I never fake anything! For real!

That fucking idiot. That fucking idiot!

I thought he's my fucking friend.

Fuck him! Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Listen to me. Listen to me.

I'm gonna show you it's fucking real.

I'm gonna fucking show it you.

They did my man dirty as hell.

A few months ago, Kyle teased a final video from an

undisclosed location.

And considering that he can't leave the city due

to an ongoing harassment case,

we've determined his location as...

...local.

After our extensive research, we deduced

that Kyle landed here, the Acme building.

What was once the site

of a homestead now stands abandoned due to a tragedy

that left the Acme Company... barbecued.

In the early 1950s, the country saw an economic boom

that brought the beef to every American's table.

But the boom went bust.

What was once a meat packing warehouse turned

into a brewery.

Business owners tried

and failed to keep the bar open, reporting multiple signs

of ghosts and ghouls.

We're going to gather a range of recordings using

Specialized equipment.

Our theory is that Kyle was close to a discovery

that would've saved his name in the ghost hunting

community. We want in.

We will leave no stone unturned.

As long as your shit doesn't explode again.

Give it a rest.

We're in.

Our first step in understanding the understandable is

to reach out to those who remain misunderstood.

Alright, hold it.

I'm holding it.

Stop. Fucking the zoom. It was good.

It's good. Go, go.

We'll be starting our investigation

by searching for witnesses.

The spirit box will allow us to hear the testimony

of the damned.

Faaaacts!

Right-- It cycles through am radio frequencies, which

ghosts can grab onto, which allow 'em to speak to us.

Yo, wouldn't that be dope if the ghost, like,

if he like used a Drake song

and let us know like where Kyle was?

Let's turn it on.

If there is anyone in the room

with us...speak.

We are here to listen.

If you have something on your mind...

Maybe you were tortured

or, or disturbed?

I bet the fire hurt you.

Right, yeah. Now that fire must have been so not it.

What was that?

Killing? Who was killing?

Living traces?

Are you trying to tell us that Kyle's here?

Whatever is going on here, we have to go deeper.

What about the equipment?

Well, some things can't be measured, Barry.

Only witnessed.

The fuck are you talking about?

We're close.

How close?

Super.

Alright guys, with this thermal imaging camera,

I'm gonna track paranormal movement

by spotting differences in temperature.

Dude!

Gimme it!

Not on your life!

You bumbling around in the dark isn't good content.

You've dropped way too many of my cameras.

This one's expensive!

Well, what am I supposed to do then?

Alright, uh,so...

Barry and I decided to split up. Cover more ground.

Yeah. Barry wanted me to tell you

that this had helped track paranormal movement or whatever.

If you're there, move a bell

or, or something.

Come on, man.

What was that?

What was that?

What the frick? Barry!

Whoever's there I, I can feel your pain.

I can tell someone tore you down.

I recognize it.

Jesus!

I think I saw something.

What are you talking about?

Just come look.

Dude, it was right there!

A figure... it turned around the corner.

A figure?

Jesus Christ...

Look at this.

Ectoplasm.

I'm getting something.

Oh no... Barry?

Hold on. We're close.

Is that?